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Here’s The Scoop…Our Ship Has Come In…For The “Music Man”…

OUR SHIP HAS COME IN….OFFERING …LBTS…A BRIEF HOLIDAY RESPITE….AND WE CALL HER SOLSTICE!…

As they debark from the Port…headed out to sea…after the expected debut of the newly Furth acquired Mc-FurthBTSTimes…The Vice Mayor and Wife…will partake of the newest addition to the Celebrity cruise line…the Solstice...http://www.cruiseweb.com/CELEBRITY-SOLSTICE.HTM

And we here in this little seaside village will partake in our own little respite…a Mc-free LBTS…AHHHH…

“Yes, Virginia…There is a Santa Clause!”……..

As much as the Vice Mayor and wife tried to suspend time…in their absence …by postponing the regular 1st Commission meeting of the month…and causing the Master Plan Steering Committee/Planning and Zoning 3rd Tues. of the month meeting to be moved…along with an inner-CIC circle tug- of-war…to push off their own holiday party…to await the Mc-return…(this one turned out to be upon their return…but not the day after as the Mc-wife was pushing for)…alas they cannot…

We will need to see if the VFD regular meeting will be dashed until their return…it is supposed to meet Mon. Dec.8th, 7 pm at the Community Church…open to all…just like their books…so they say……

UPDATE:…despite promises from the VFD Chief…no response on the public records request that he asked this writer to resubmit 2 weeks ago…HMMM…maybe while the Mc-de-facto Chief is out to sea?….

Unless things have changed ….this writer recalls from previous sea voyages made…. on a cruise ship…to use the internet…is big $$$$….so expect the “Slap” site/Topix blog to have a serious drop in postings…won’t that be telling….for those that doubt the sources!.. No visible drop…figure internet sea to land charges…CHA CHING!…

What will a Mc-free LBTS be like?….

Who will run the VFD?….

Who will train the VFD?….

Who will patrol the beach…ride the ATV around town?….

Who will be the 1st to make it to the medical calls?…

Who will investigate?…

Who will threaten newspapers?

Who will tell his broom-pal what to do….throughout the day?…..

Who will visit the Manager..throughout the day?…

Who will make daily late night Furth visits?…

How will LBTS survive?….

It’s our chance to see……. what could be….15 months from now….

and what it was like ….before …the “Professor”( Detective)…. came to town…

THE MUSIC MAN……

remember Professor Henry Hill….

The scene where the “Con Man” Professor Henry Hill….(that’s how the playwright refers to Henry Hill)……needs to come up with getting the attention of the small town residents…to “stir up trouble”…with a capital T…

He sits with his pal…the not too bright side-kick on a bench…..( that’s the description from watching Buddy Hackett)…..and inquires about problems in the town…

The “Con Man” Professor…(Detective)…begins…”First, I gotta find a way to get into some of these Iowa boodlebags…(Lauderdale By The Sea…hoodwinkables)…

Pal, Morris replies…”Greg…it ain’t easy.”….

But the “Con Man”Professor…(Detective)…replies….”Now Morris, I need some ideas if I’m gonna get your town out of the serious trouble it’s in.”…

The clueless pal Morris…says….”River City…(Lauderdale By The Sea)…ain’t in any trouble.”…

The “Con Man”Professor….(Detective)…asserts…”We’re gonna have to create some. Must create a desperate need in your town for a boys band…( broom boys…no more highrises…new guard…VFD)….

He looks over to see the residents milling around a pool hall…and asks his pal…about it…the pal tells him the town just got in a new pool table (BSO Fire)…the “Con Man” Professor…(Detective) says…they must have seen a pool table (BSO Fire) before…to which the pal, Morris…replies…”No just billiards.”…(VFD)….

The “Con Man”Professor…(Detective)……”That’ll do it!”……

He tells his pal, Morris… to stay on the bench…be on the lookout…and approaches a proprietor…

“Are you Mr. Dunlap? (South end of town)…Well either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table…(BSO/OG/Developers)…in your community.”

“Well you got trouble, my friend…trouble right here in River City…(Lauderdale By The Sea)..Well sure I’m a billiard player…(Volunteer Firefighter)…certainly mighty proud to say it…always mighty proud to say it.”

“I consider the hours I spend with a cue (2-way radio)…in my hand …golden…

(Readers can watch the rest…just insert…the words that would apply…)

Well… We got Trouble ….trouble right in here in Lauderdale By The Sea…and that rhymes with T…and that stands for….MCINTEE…….music-notes.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s60hOgqLFGg

Happy Respite…Faithful Readers…Happy Respite…

more to come….

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