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Here’s The Scoop….IN 2009….Words Only….

FOR READERS WHO WANTED THE WORDS….

(to the previous Scoops post…links to the videos…check the  Scoops category)……

IN 2009…

Mayor Minnet Will be…’STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU’…By Steelers Wheel….(A  one- hit wonder)

(readers can figure out the “you”)

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feelin’ that somethin’ ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wonderin’ how I’ll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me,
Joker’s to the right,
Here I am Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I’m, Stuck in the middle with you

And I’m wonderin’ what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losin’ control, yeah I’m all over the place.

Clowns to the left of me,
Joker’s to the right,
Here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Well You started off with nothin’
And your proud that you’re a self-made man
And your family all come callin’
Slap you on the back and say
keee.ee.ee.eys, plea.ea.ea.ease,

Tryin’ to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
You don’t think that I can take anymore.

Clowns to the left of me,
Joker’s to the right,
Here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Well You started off with nothin’
And your proud that you’re a self-made man
And your family all come callin’
Slap you on the back and say
Plea.ea.ea.ease, plea.ea.ea.ease

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feelin’ that somethin’ ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wonderin’ how I’ll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me,
Joker’s to the right,
Here I am Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I’m, Stuck in the middle with you.

Stuck in the middle with you,
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

IN 2009….

Vice Mayor McIntee will be “DOING THE SAFETY DANCE…MEN WITHOUT HATS”….By Men Without Hats…( A one-hit wonder)

(Self explanatory…throughout)…………..

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

[Spoken]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

[Sung]
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Dance!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

[Refrain]
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We’re doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin’ the cha-a-a-ance

Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

We can dance if we want to
We’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine

IN 2009….

Commissioner Silverstone will…”BREAKOUT”…. By Sing Out Sister…..

(Many remember a pre-McIntee Silversone)….

When explanations make no sense
When every answer’s wrong
You’re fighting with lost confidence
All expectations come

The time has come to make or break
Move on don’t hesitate
Breakout

Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a break to make at last
You’ve got to find a way
Say what you want to say
Breakout

When situations never change
Tomorrow looks unsure
Don’t leave your destiny to chance
What are you waiting for
The time has come to make your break
Breakout

Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a break to make at last
You’ve got to find a way
Say what you want to say
Breakout

Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a break to make at last
You’ve got to find a way
Say what you want to say
Breakout

Some people stop at nothing
If you’re searching for something
Lay down the law
Shout out for more
Breakout and shout day in day out
Breakout

Breakout

Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a break to make at last
You’ve got to find a way
Say what you want to say
Breakout

Don’t stop to ask
Now you’ve found a break to make at last
You’ve got to find a way
Say what you want to say
Breakout

Lay down the law
Shout out for more
Breakout and shout day in day out

Breakout

Breakout

Breakout

Lay down the law
Shout out for more
Breakout and shout day in day out

IN 2009….

Commissioner Dodd will bring forth…. “THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE”….Monty Python…

(Comm. Dodd has called for a “round table” pre-commission meeting forum in 2009…and the British thing to boot!)…

We’re Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we’re able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We’re Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we’re tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It’s a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

IN 2009….

Commissioner Clottey will….”HANG ON”….By Smashmouth….

(Comm. Clottey…is continuously caught up dealing …. with “factions”…of factions and constituents…)…….

Things are getting weird, things are getting tough
Nothing’s making sense but you keep on looking up
They tell you to be true, you’re trying every day
You keep it on the real, still you gotta find a way
To make your mama happy, to make your papa proud
You gotta turn it up but all you hear is turn it down

So gather round I’m here to say
You’ll never make everybody’s day
But while you’re around you might as well
Catch the tiger by his tail

And hang on hang on hang on
Everybody just
Get on get on get on get started
Just go on go on go on
Everybody just hang on

Sometimes I wanna cry and throw the towel in
They try to beat me down but I’ll take it on the chin
And everywhere I go the people are the same
They just wanna know that everything will be OK
Things are getting rough, turn it back around
You gotta turn it up when they tell you tone it down

Enjoy!….

more to come……

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