OH THOSE MACMILLANS…I COULD NOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP!…..
A closer look at the BTSTimes site…and the pseudo “cover” of their paper…
“SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER”…
has text below….hard to read…easily overlooked…
But well worth a closer view…..
“We encourage those who would like to try their hand at writing to contact us in September. You never know, you may just get a chance to become a regular. Of course, it is a serious commitment and you should give it serious thought.”…..
HELLO…..SERIOUS THOUGHT…..SERIOUS COMMITMENT…..YOU BET…..A LIFETIME COMMITMENT!
ANYONE WHO IS EVEN THINKING ABOUT ENTERING THE ABYSS….CALL ME….FOR AN INTERVENTION!
BEFORE you walk into the “HOUSE OF MACMILLAN…BTSTIMES GROUND ZERO”……….I implore you to save yourself…from the inevitable Train Wreck….that awaits you…if you dare to think for yourself…change your mind…or decide to leave….if you are unwilling to sign your BTSTimes lifetime “contract” that all you have written for the MacMillans is the “property of the BTSTimes”….including the non- compete clause…..that states you can never ever write anywhere else ….ever….in true BTSTimes indentured servitude…as you are only a volunteer!
For just as with the CIC….NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE!….
“YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU WANT BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!”….without being excoriated…by those that “encouraged” you to come…..
You will not be the first….and you won’t be the last…..you will just be the latest ….in a LONG line of those who took a chance….YIKES!….
Fair warning….
Tags: Local News, Scoops
