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Here’s The Scoop … Say Hello To September…. SIESTA’S OVER! …..

FALL FOLLIES!………

We hear the VFD new $150,000 “102” ft. Mc-Special 1989 ladder truck had a major malfunction when the hydraulics broke down nearly causing VFD members in the “bucket” to meet an untimely demise!…The problem requires a New York certified specialist to be flown in to fix it!… No worryin’ about the charges though …… Round trip…1st class all the way!…

We hear the Deputy Chief previously told trainees not to wear their safety belts…they fully complied…. they did NOT have on at the time of the incident!…Now about that VFD medal for trainer of the year award?…. Which pin was that?….

We hear the only ATVs seen recently on the beach belongs to the BSO! …. Flip- Flops were nowhere to be found!…

We hear Peanuts is back in town….and may be in for a big surprise…. Pssst, Peanuts….better start thinking independently!….And we don’t mean being called Larry!…

We hear Jimmy-boy Silverstone is running for re-election… citing he has “unfinished business to take care of”… “Ahhh”, “Ummm” ….”Udderly” “Pecifically” “Ree-dik- ohhhh -lisssss”!… No Sally Field acceptance speeches for you, Commissioner!….

We hear Cristie Furth is running for Mayor against Mayor Minnet!….Surprise Peanuts!…This is the CIC “Psychedelic Dream Team”? Yeah Baby!….Picture Perfect Possible Platform ……beachfront epiphanies at sunrise instead of round table meetings!….. No ties required!….

We hear the Futures is out on Friday 9/4…..and the Mc-Furth BY-Polar-Times is out on Friday 9/11….You may read into that whatever you like!….. Mc-Truth Detective’s BYE-BYE-lines guarenteeeed!…..

We hear The Town’s Fire Marshall was terminated this week!…. And to think…Administration never bothered to introduced him to the Town!…Bad Manners, MadamĀ  Manager!….May we suggest a parting gift in March….”Miss Manners” Special Edition…Signed…Sealed and Delivered!…Hard Copy of course!…PRICELESS!…

We hear the Commissioners are getting new chairs!….Unencumbered year-end funds?…. Too much leaning back to read during public comments?….In need of the super duper reinforced model? ….Me- thinks they should have waited until March… when the new majority members will make better choices!…. RFPs to be be “read aloud!”….

We love the smell of napalm in the fall!… Smells like VICTORY in March!….

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more to come….

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