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Here’s The Scoop…Writing On The Wall….When Vandals Put Their Heads Together…In The Wee Hours…

Dear Readers…We hear much has happened 48 hours after the Town Manager took it upon herself to use her sole authority to request that LBTS-BSO Chief Scott Gooding be “reassigned”…

This writer posted on the happenings…from the get-go…(see previous posts)….

The Unite Our Town (growing in numbers) Organization has sent out a mass e-mail to ask its members to call and/or e-mail the commissioners and administration with their reaction to the Town Manager’s actions….

The By-The-Sea-Future has sent out their mass Newsflash…to online recipients of their publication to spread the word …and inform the residents that their Town Manager has acted in this manner…..along with information  on the upcoming Tues. night Round Table meeting at 7 pm in Jarvis Hall… also asking concerned constituents to let their elected officials and Town administration know where they stand…

We hear some off the wall responses have come from the “Gang of 3″…to those who have called and e-mailed thus far…So utterly ridiculous and implausible that it could only come from some inner circle wee hour head to head concoctions to come up with the “story”…One that could only sound real for those truly sleep deprived.. altered…or impaired…….HMMM……..(must have kept the vandals from going out and pouring blue Easter egg dye on driveways…while out and about on the regular nightly  “tour” checking on “their” town…etc…)….

The Mc-Furth/Jimmy Boy circling the wagons explanation they came up with…is a humdinger!…….The concocted Mc-spin with a little added tongue-in-cheek…for good measure…

“This was a “promotion”…and Chief Gooding was ah, gonna be moved up in the Sheirff’s Office anyhooo…so ah, it’s ah, normal…yeah, ah,it’s normal …and the Town Manager, ah, she was assisting in the BSO’s decision to promote Chief Gooding…yeah, that’s it…she did a good thing…ah, she um, gave them a little shove in the ah, right direction…um, yeah…the Chief should thank the Town Manager, she had his best interests at heart when she gave him the “boot” um, ah the “slipper”…We ah,…well, ah,  we all back the Manager, she knows what she’s doing…we ah, support her totally…yeah, that’s right cause she’s the Manager and nobody (but us) are gonna tell her what to do…There’s no emergency…nah, no emergency…this stuff happens all the time, and it’s not like the VFD being locked out, nah, that was big, really big, that got people all riled up, that was ah, um.  that was the VFD and the VFD that trumps the BSO, and anyhooo….we got it covered…the town…there’s  a new command car coming any day….and ah, so the town is safe…so ah, don’t get your panties in a bunch, folks…we got it all under control…we’re tightening our belts….circling our wagons…watching each others back and heading into the biggest, best July 4th event you all have ever seen…so calm down, it’s all good….yeah, it’s all good”….

more to come….

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